it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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