I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You can make out without kissing
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