Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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