Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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