Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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