so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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