I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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