Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
only you would photoshop your dick
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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