You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize