i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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