you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she pinky promised me she was 18
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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