Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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