You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize