what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
