You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
