You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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