My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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