Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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