i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
