Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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