that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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