Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Houston, we have a blender
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
