if you like me you must not know who I am
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
