Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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