She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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