ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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