I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
