Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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