normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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