no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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