ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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