I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
How's work?
Spinning.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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