Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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