she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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