How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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