shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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