i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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