What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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