is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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