just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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