dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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