dude i'm inner monologue high
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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