i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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