'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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