How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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