First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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