last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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