Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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