How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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