marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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