my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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