We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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