just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
